re erection

the termed used when you are horny and thinking about jesus's resurrection and you say erection with re

jack hey bro what's that word when jesus became back alive..... uhhhh RE ERECTION

by thrust'n'bust February 22, 2017

Octopus erection

When you and 7 buddies get hard all at the same time and go to town on the same girl, who also brought along her sea food for good measure

Nick: Did you guys have fun last night at my octopus erection party?

Diego: Yeah I loved the smoked salmon we had after!

by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018

Heat Erection

When you are so over-sexually-stimulated that you feel as though you have to have diarrhea

I have a heat erection for Sarah

by BladezRLyfe December 14, 2018

Fortnite Erections

When you look at the thicc peoples skins like those gingermans with those big butts and sexy boobs

Can you be too attracted to women? bobby: "look at that sexy cowgirl. i got fortnite erections cause of her" john: "ew i hate you but aww ive been getting dreams of her"

by HelpIHaveDeppresion February 8, 2019

Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

worthless as an election promise

In view of politicians making promises before an election but invariably breaking them after an election.
Therefore the lowest possible denominator of the value of something can be described in this way.

'Jack's commitment to give up smoking is as worthless as an election promise.'

'Yeah, he won't last a day.'

by MrMagnesium May 14, 2014

Jamie's Erection

Where a erection only becomes 7 atoms big.

Yo, Jamie came up to me showed me Jamie's Erection . Pretty Big for him.

by Tughub June 25, 2017