everythingologist

(n.)
/ˌev-rē-ˈthiŋ-ˌä-lə-jist/
informal, often derogatory

1. A person who presents themselves as an expert in every field, especially those they have no formal background in.
2. A walking TED Talk with no pause button.
3. Someone who quotes Jung, critiques gender theory, recommends steak-only diets, and explains geopolitics before breakfast.

I was just here for a debate on free speech, and suddenly this everythingologist is lecturing us on ancient Mesopotamian hierarchies and liver detox.

by HannibalBarca April 23, 2025

Everything Hole

slang for butthole/anus

Yo Jason you tryna see what this everything hole is about son!

by humblegay January 24, 2026

everybody and they momma

term for a lot of people

"Everybody and they momma is at the store.

by whamjerry January 27, 2026

Everything Is A Cult Now Theory

The sociological observation that modern society, thanks to the internet shattering mass media monoculture, has fragmented into countless competing tribes, fanbases, and ideological subcultures that all operate with cult-like dynamics. It's not that actual high-control groups with abusive leaders have multiplied, but that the psychological architecture of cults—fervent belief, "us vs. them" identity, devotion to a leader or ideology, and the conviction that the mainstream is fundamentally broken—has become the default mode for online fandoms, political movements, brand loyalists, and wellness communities. The theory argues we've gone back to a pre-20th century norm where culture is just "a bunch of cults stacked on top of each other".

*Example: "Explaining the Everything Is A Cult Now Theory to my dad, I said, 'You had three TV channels and called it culture. We have 8 million micro-communities on niche apps. Your Star Trek fan club was a dorky hobby; our 'Stanny' Twitter circle that analyzes every Swift lyric for secret messages and attacks anyone who criticizes her is a full-blown digital congregation. Same human wiring for belonging, just a different prophet and a worse holy text.'"*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

everythingapplejj

Basically JJ with Apple Enthusiasm.

What is going on guys, EVERYTHINGAPPLEJJ here!

by everythingapplejj June 24, 2025

Everything

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! CLAIR OBSCUR WINS THE THING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!

Hym "Let's go Clair Obscur! They win the thing! They won the awards-Everything! And rightfully so! It is literally a perfect game. BUT THE SOUNDTRACK! Literally the only thing better than the game... Is the original score... To the game! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025