Ethan

the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.

“you see that pussy ass bitch standing over there, dawg?”

“oh that’s just Ethan!”

by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a very kind loving person. He’s very attractive and all of the girls chase after him. He will always have your heart. You really want to get to know a Ethan. He’s very loyal and will treat you right.

“Always love Ethan”

by Abusj May 16, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a kind gentle guy with many insecurities that pull him down, but that doesnt stop him from caring and loving others, he will hold you when you cry, lift you up when you are down, even when hes not doing so well himself! Hes a perfect guy just doesnt know it

"Look at ethan over there, I dated him once and he was the best boyfriend I've ever had man"

by S4di3z May 19, 2020

Ethan

An annoying twat who can’t keep a girl for one second Without lying to her. He will never grow up and be irresponsible for EVER. Fuck all Ethans.

Never date an ethan.

by S.e.re.n.a June 4, 2020

Ethan

When you meet a boy named Ethan, it feels like you’ve just been reborn. The love he can give is OUT OF THIS WORLD. He has a smile that could make his enemies smile but he doesn’t have any enemies because he’s such an amazing person. If you ever argue with an Ethan, he’ll always make sure he has a good reason about why he is right. He gives amazing advice and focuses on the little things in life. He always knows what’s right and would make an amazing boyfriend. If you ever meet an Ethan, don’t lose them. They are one of the best things that could happen to you and they REALLY aren’t like other boys. He’ll enjoy listening to your conversations, tell you what he likes about you, tell you funny jokes, maybe even flirt a little... boys named Ethan really just wanna be loved. That’s all..

My crush, Ethan, is on the wrestling team.

by Heather Gorge June 6, 2020

Ethan

the guy with the 8 inch dong, he is an absolute player.

Ethan

by choke_on_my_dong June 9, 2020

Ethan

An adjective that someone uses to describe himself/herself. It is synonymous with "mentally handicapped," and in some cases, "homosexual."

"I'm really excited to go to the movies!"
"Hi 'really excited to go to the movies!' I'm Ethan!"

by e_than_301 June 10, 2020