Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

by TTProtoTaylor July 14, 2019

Egg Donor

Another name for a deadbeat mother or someone you don't want to acknowledge as a mother.

"My egg donor called me this week and i let it go to voicemail" "My egg donor left me at 18 months" "Gotta love having a distant egg donor" "I hate my egg donor"

by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023

Scaredy-egg

Scared of everything, a total chicken

Don't be such a scaredy-egg, come watch this horror with us

by Scallywag17 August 18, 2018

checkin the egg

A girl doing stuff with herself, the girl version of flickin the bean

Jessica was checkin the egg yesterday night

by Logan's mom May 11, 2015

Inverted Egg

An Asian who acts white, hence being yellow on the outside and yellow on the inside.

David Chen is such a inverted egg. He act's like a stereotypical white boy, and has the mentality off one too. He's nothing like an asian!

by WitWhatSahSah July 22, 2017

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 23, 2020

Eggs Hogoboom

A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.

Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."

Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."

Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."

Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."

by manwiththeplan83 March 03, 2013