eating the catfood

give oral sex to a woman

-he draws me pictures of himself eating the catfood so i can excited about the pleasure he will give me later-

by punkdtn May 23, 2006

Hamster eating a banana

Small people eating big people penis.

She sucked me off like Hamster eating a banana

by Klibikis December 9, 2016

Eating carrots

An new trend that consists of walking around, usually a school campus, munching on delicious carrots. Usually they are small and held in a baggie of some kind, but not necessarily. It is often associated with people who have enlightened views on health, literature, music, politics, and most other subjects (see hipsters).

The first time carrots were ever eaten on film was in the movie Rushmore(1999). The character of Rosemary Cross offers some carrots to characer Herman Blume.

"Hey look at that fag walking by eating carrots." -frat guy

"Actually, he's not gay." -frat guy's girlfriend

by yeahItappedthat March 7, 2007

Pizza Eating Prick

Someone who eats pizza and is also a prick.

"You see that guy there eating pizza, he's a dick."
"I know.He's such a Pizza Eating Prick."

by Urban Dictionator April 2, 2009

shit eating whore monkey

a monkey that eats feces whilst engaging in prostitution

a shit eating whore monkey is a monkey that meets client for sex then eats feces while engaging in sex with client

by roblo July 7, 2011

eating cheese

to give oral sex to a female

Guy 1-"yo dawg what you gonna be tonight?"
Guy 2-"imma be at my girls house eating cheese, ya mean"

by will.i.r February 28, 2009

Death eating a cracker

A person who is too thin

That anorexic model looks like death eating a cracker.

by Pittguy1971 June 20, 2015