Eastern Shore Sober

Living on the Eastern Shore of Maryland living life all while being a fully functional alcoholic. But hey we don't do drugs (weed is not a drug ).

Having some cocktails at night. Waking up going in and working hard. Repeat until the weekend where you continue to day drink.

1) Nah man I am still Eastern Shore Sober. I only had 10 , tenies(10 oz bud lights found only in MD) so I am good to go for a country ride.

by gigiti April 1, 2021

eatmergency

An emergency situation where one is so hungry and has to eat

The boys ran out of food in the woods and suffered an eatmergency

by EvanKnish April 14, 2021

eater.of.baguettes

The nicest, funniest, most talented, most caring, kindest, and overall just the best person you could meet.You will fall in love with them the instant you greet eachother.

eater.of.baguettes is just another way to say absolute perfection

by armmuncher June 28, 2021

Bucket Eater

someone who has a look or expression like they just ate a bucket of shit.

biker with a scowl, construction worker, people that drive trucks always with that look on their faces

look at this bucket eater, i bet he'a a miserable fuck

by The Pike Master February 9, 2010

Penguin Eater

1. An annoying douche bag .

2. Someone who eats penguins.

Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...

by Noel Random March 21, 2010

News Eater

Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.

John: How did you see my post, you frapist?

Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!

John: Oh sorry, my mistake.

by Froridinator July 22, 2010

Kilo Eater

A parody of kilometre. A person who in their bid to lose weight takes up jogging and ends up stopping every so often to munch on something from restaurants and food vendors

May: Check out Annie, she hasnt lost any weight since she took up running 2 months ago.
Beth: Not surprised, she is a kilo eater. I have spotted her many times coming out of restaurants munching a doughnut dressed in her truck suit

by Pookie518 March 19, 2013