Eastling

Noble, as in courageous, German outlanders were traveling along and upon coming to the Western regions of Germany, they were asked who they were and the response was, "Eastlings!" Hence the family name Eastling.

Dude, Frodo may have seen Westerlings, but my friend is an Eastling.

by EastFREAKINling April 13, 2009

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage September 18, 2012

Eating iron

To eat dicks or S a D

Malc malc loves eating iron

by Malcmalc July 21, 2014

Eating Streets

Someone who likes to go out alot or walk around outside aimlessly. Mostly used by Un Educated.

Ben: Mom where did Chris go?
Mom: Out eating streets
Ben: Jesus Christ he's never home.

by Cool Guy August 15, 2015

eating crust

Eating asshole

Hey Becky do you like eating crust

We Matt I don't eat asshole

by jackskelington September 23, 2016

eating real

When you and the boys get set a fat peng meal for you all to enjoy.

Look at my pizza,boys we are eating real.

by Linknbill July 22, 2017

Eating Reeces Puffs

When you give a bj to a black guy after he's done anal, getting that peanut butter chocolate flavor.

"Oh man! I love Eating Reeces Puffs!"
"Janice you dirty slut!"

by Getdunkton September 16, 2017