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Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019
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Double C

A hood way of saying Chanel.
"Double C your purses, you deserve it" ~ A Boogie wit da Hoodie on the track 'Swervin'
by Pestochkolera February 25, 2019
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Double pedal C

A note even lower than pedal F. It is so low that nothing can stop this note after it has come out.
“Chandler played a double pedal C and everyone around him turned to dust as if thanos snapped his finger.”
by Sax4Life April 4, 2019
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Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin

The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.
Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.
by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019
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Doubleslasher

A guy online you'll probably meet who is like 6 feet tall. He's also pretty good at dungeons and dragons but some people hate him because he gets angry easily
Hey Doubleslasher, i hate you
by Joegunner January 8, 2020
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double chinning

the act of lowering your chin in a way that makes you have a double chin
ooh, that girl is an expert in double chinning
by hhstar moonlight May 13, 2020
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Double gulck gulck 3000

"Bro, she gave me the double gulck gulck 3000 last night."
by YeehawDan May 18, 2020
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