ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.

The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks

by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018

Ditch Pig

A girl that sneaks around with other girls boyfriends knowing damn well they aren’t single

Anna is driving around with my boyfriend again. What a ditch pig!

by dicklover124 January 18, 2018

Ditch-fox

A sewer rat, or perhaps 'gutter trash'. Old prussian slang for Berlin street boys used as sperm banks by the germanic aristocracy.

"Mein uncle vos a ditch-fox, unst his child vill be a ditch-fox as vell!"

by bubbleboy69420 March 15, 2018

ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

Ditch Dingo

Coyote, one that preys on road kill or up for an evening stroll cruising roadways in the ditch.

There was a Ditch Dingo eating a road killed trash panda on Highway 2.

by Underwear Gang July 7, 2018

ditch rat

A woman that has really bad hygiene.

That woman smells and looks like a ditch rat.

by Goofy Newfie July 12, 2018

ditch sow

The mother of a Ditch Pig. Very much like a cougar only dirty with saggy breasts . Will hop from gender to gender. Known to have multiple generation children, sometimes spanning 20 years.

That Ditch Sow should really put on a bra, her tits are past her bellybutton.

by B Silent September 22, 2018