doof dick

doof (stupid) dick (penis)

I gave her doof dick last night ngl

"yo shawty I went to my dick appointment and he gave me that doof dick

by perc30gang October 16, 2022

that dont mean dick

That dont mean anything, it's not valued, its unimportant.

"I started driving when I was 16yrs old" "well that dont mean dick cause you still drive like shit."

by Ladynoh February 28, 2023

Dookie Dick

Target male audience for AIDS/ HIV medication

Them Dookie Dicks are at it again!

by Obvious observation December 6, 2022

Dominos Dick

From NIH.gov: We report three cases of Hispanic men incarcerated in separate southwest United States prisons who…insert foreign bodies fabricated out of dominos into the subcutaneous tissues of the penis.

That’s not a dildo, those lumps are on a real/life dominos dick.

by Evolved guppy January 19, 2023

Donkey Breath Dick

When a girl who just ate a really smelly meal (anything with garlic or onions, etc.) gives someone a blowjob and her breath smells so bad that the man's dick smells like the girl's breath afterwords. Other names for this condition are "Poop Penis Syndrome" or "Clam Gut Cock." The man will then not get any girls near his dick because it will smell like a stinky pussy. It is recommended that in order to avoid this disease, you wash your dick immediately after any blowjob, no matter who the girl was. She could be a carrier of DBD

"I would give him a hand job, but he has Donkey Breath Dick."

by Keenan17 February 13, 2014

Donald Duck Dick

A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.

I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.

by TaneTrain69 May 28, 2017

Rotten floppy donkey dick

A person who thinks he has the dick the size of a donkey when actually it's the size of hamster.

Ryan thinks its clever to intimidate people because he has a big dick, but actually he has no right because it's the size of a rotten floppy donkey dick.

by DefenderOfWomen April 7, 2020