Moby Dicked

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.

After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.

by lajables April 26, 2016

Window Dicker

a little kid whos mom didnt raise them right. the go run around naked and rub their dicks on window, hence window dicker

stop being a window dicker, you are 33 yeras old

by EarthYak31 October 29, 2019

dickless wonders

Singular. One who possesses the qualities of complete douchebaggary. Usually associated or aimed at pledges or GDI's.

Look at this pledge fuck he is acting like a dickless wonders.

Hey brother, this Sig Ep didn't finish his beer, what a dickless wonders.

by TXSIG January 13, 2009

Dickception

When someone (usually a girl) purposely gives a guy the idea that he's about to get laid or engage with her in some form of sexual activity but instead makes it look like she was only kidding.

-After an argument-
Amy: There, there. Let's just have makeup sex.
Tom: Okay, I'll get naked.
Amy: Kay, now you go have sex with your make-up while I have sex with mine =D
Tom: YOU DICK! THAT WAS DICKCEPTION!

by MisfitMaestro December 3, 2010

Dicked

When a person is so incredibly STUPID it's like they have been FUCKED in their head

Wow that girl is so dumb that it looks like she crossed into Dicked
territory I Can't Believe she just utter such nonsense. Quick someone get her a tissue cuz she talking shit. Call an ambulance cuz it looks like the dick is still in her ear

by Ghanian Pride January 24, 2006

dickless weener

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?

you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!

by lazirus July 8, 2004

dickbender

The maneuver in which a male or a hermaphrodite bends its penis to temporarily relieve pain associated with an otherwise unattended erection, much akin to the feeling of pushing on a bruise.

A generic term for dances done with a friend you want to have sex with but who does not want to have sex with you in which the dancers do not come into purposeful physical contact.

Carlos had nothing else he could do, watching his professor pick up her dropped marker in that short skirt, but a thirty degree dickbender.

At the halloween party Mark danced the standard american dickbender set with his best friend, Tiffany, including the seventies point, the face-in-a-box, and caught-on-the-fishing-line.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010