NASCAR Drunk

An extemely high level of intoxication, typically associated with the level of intoxication seen in spectators of a NASCAR event

Guy1: Dude you were so wasted last night you threw up in the fridge and slept naked in the bathtub
Guy2: yeah I was pretty NASCAR drunk

by uh non imus October 15, 2009

drunkard

A person who is drunk. This applies to the following type of people:

1) Binge drinkers on a Friday night etc

2) Alcoholics, who are regularly drunk

Britain is full of binge-drinking youths, who are proud of their disgusting behaviour, and boast about their worthless lives. Drunkards are part of the British social scene. Many young British women are drunkards on a Friday night! They want to live like foolish males, and they too are fools!

by I See The Truth January 28, 2006

naked drunk

Those who insist on getting naked when inebriated.

"Kaleb, put some fucking pants on, you naked drunk."

by H L May 3, 2008

Intervention Drunk

adj. A level of drunkeness acheived successive to shit-faced, wasted, hammered, smashed, etc...

Side effects of intervention drunk may include but are not limited to: sexually transmitted disease, memory loss, vomiting and nausea, dizziness, whiskey dick, unorthodox sexual practices (bukkake parties), TV camera crews following you around and reaquainting with relatives who previously did not give a shit about you but now read to you sappy letters about how glorious you previously were.

Jim: My buddy is coming over and says he wants to get intervention drunk this weekend!

Neil: Are you sure that's safe? My brother did that once and now he's at Sunny Palms rehabilitation Center.

by Stiffany Praznik August 12, 2008

Drunk Bitch Syndrome

A messy and common condition often experienced by intoxicated women. It is more typically known for it's abbreviated name, "DBS".
Symptoms include:
- persistent vomiting
- highly increased vocal volume (keep your distance, it's painful to the ears)
- relentless in attempting to prove their "points", which make absolutely no sense.
- Spending large amounts of money on alcohol for others
- Vigorous swaying, often into the wake of oncoming traffic.
- Uncontrollable diarrhea (don't let this person borrow your pants)
- No matter how supportive their bra, their nipples will be out for the majority of the evening.

"That girl is really suffering from DBS (Drunk Bitch Syndrome) tonight...Her tits are all over the place."

by Ivana Popseekle December 12, 2009

Drunk Forehead Touch

To place ones forehead gently upon random objects such as posts and shopfront windows whilst intoxicated until the desire to move on is met.

He is obviously drunk cause there he goes doing the drunk forehead touch on random objects once again"

by Big Boiiiee September 4, 2010

australian drunk

One step away from being hospitalised.

Bob: Man, I woke up this morning on somebody's front lawn, 3 blocks away.
Barry: That's what you get for getting Australian drunk.

by 75966r3 May 3, 2008