A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"
But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
Get the deserter Dan mug."Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else
But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
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a repeating loop where you get an idea, talk about it with friends, abandon the project, and then start a new idea
A: I'm gonna make a game!
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.
by BingoIsaac April 7, 2023
Get the deserter paradox mug.The Spanish translation for “Funcle” aka Fun Uncle. The word “Divertío” combines Divertido (fun) with Tío (Uncle).
by divertianumerouno July 21, 2023
Get the Divertío mug.The Spanish translation for “Fun Aunt” (similar to Funcle). The word “Divertía” combines Divertido (fun) with Tía (Aunt).
by divertianumerouno July 21, 2023
Get the divertía mug.Noun - a person who seeks to profit by diverting resources from care or services normally available from public services and religious institutions.
The latest statistics show that religious divertementists, especially those in the clergy and in the arts, may find it impossible to donate funds for medical or surgical services
by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023
Get the divertementist mug.A light-hearted genre of classical music, mainly used during the 18th century for social functions. Usually composed for a small ensemble or soloists, the form was usually used by Mozart, Haydn and Carl Stamitz.
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