Not just a person — a whole feeling. Dexter is that one name that makes your stomach drop and your brain start glitching. He’s the calm in the chaos and the chaos in the calm. The type of person who says one word and suddenly your whole mood changes. You could hate him and still want him around, could swear you’re over him but still check the clock when he texts late.
Dexter is the definition of overthinking at 2 a.m., the one who shows up in every playlist you make without even trying. A walking contradiction—sweet, confusing, unforgettable. If you know a Dexter, you probably need therapy and closure (but also you’d still answer if he called).
Dexter is the definition of overthinking at 2 a.m., the one who shows up in every playlist you make without even trying. A walking contradiction—sweet, confusing, unforgettable. If you know a Dexter, you probably need therapy and closure (but also you’d still answer if he called).
Person 1: “Girl, don’t even start talking about him again.”
Person 2: “I can’t help it—he’s my Dexter.” 😭
Person 2: “I can’t help it—he’s my Dexter.” 😭
by Mocha_Shift January 12, 2026
Get the Dexter mug.Someone with a specific career may have an urge to change their name to something that matches their career in some way. Similar to nominative determinism except the name changes to match the career as opposed to the other way around.
Mick the mattress salesman has changed his name to Mattress Mick. I guess he had a case of deterministic nominativism.
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Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.
Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?
Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.
:::hangs up:::
Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!
Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.
:::hangs up:::
Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!
by Yazthee12 November 15, 2007
Get the lexter dexter mug.Any low quality liquor that can be consumed in large amounts to achieve the maximum level of shittiness.
"hey, let's pick up some brain detergent on the way home, that was an ice cold breakup"
"Alright champ, I'll score some Popov"
"Alright champ, I'll score some Popov"
by LieBot March 30, 2009
Get the brain detergent mug.Hanging with a girl and let her pretend she tells you what to do.so you can have sex with her resulting in success. Instead of being pussy whipped where the girl controls you and tells you what to do resulting in failure.
Pedro: I don't think I can make it tomorrow hanging out with the girl
Jose: Wow you're already pussy-whipped
Pedro:I would say I'm pussy determined..I have to show interest to get laid.
Jose: Wow you're already pussy-whipped
Pedro:I would say I'm pussy determined..I have to show interest to get laid.
by Tigre16 October 15, 2010
Get the Pussy Determined mug.A: Did you use all the tide detergent?
B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.
B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.
by Lil Henry March 14, 2011
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