by gwapsejnr June 21, 2011
Get the diseaseled mug.A bizarre disorder where the owner of a car, often a Nissan, has a tendency to hug the dotted line of a divided highway, occasionally drifting into the other lane, other times making it almost impossible to pass the sufferer.
Dude 1: "Dude, that douche just spent half an hour practically riding the center line, and he just shifted lanes without signaling!"
Dude 2: "Textbook Nissan Disease"
Dude 2: "Textbook Nissan Disease"
by JawshBawkes February 24, 2011
Get the Nissan Disease mug.When a girl (rarely a guy) turns from being a loveable, kind, friendly, and caring person to the exact opposite and transforms into a person with an ugly personality (a bitch). Most cases occur because of influence from others with CMD, other times is due to personal events. PMS and CMD can be easily confused, but CMD is long term. CMD is curable, depending on how sever the case is, it helps to have friends and family be honest with the subject and for the subject to be willing to change their attitude.
X was once friends with Y but X started flirting with the rest of the alphabet including Y's boyfriend Z. The reason for X doing this was because W had been doing it first and X thought she looked just as good as W. X was a victim of Cunt muffins disease (CMD) due to W having CMD first.
by YourfriendlyIMVUuser September 26, 2012
Get the Cunt muffins disease (CMD) mug.squatted truck disease is typical for people who have an uneven amount of chromosomes in their system, therefore, they do not think like the rest of us, and mostly live in their own world. Commonly outcasts from society, especially in middle school, they were bullied mainly because of their inability to walk, speak, think, and even communicate In any form.
Due to this, they decided to do the unspeakable rebellious act in order to stand out in society that they decide to lift the front of their truck and lower the back. In doing so, suicide rates in a variety of different ages have increased drastically.
Due to this, they decided to do the unspeakable rebellious act in order to stand out in society that they decide to lift the front of their truck and lower the back. In doing so, suicide rates in a variety of different ages have increased drastically.
by DozenthPear8905 September 13, 2021
Get the Squatted truck disease mug.I had four vodka drinks last night and then got Alcoholzheimer's Disease. I don't remember driving home, or stopping at Del Taco before getting home, or eating them when I got home - hey, was that guy I was talking to last night any cute?
by AT Kamikaze August 11, 2007
Get the Alcoholzheimer's Disease mug.by Jaux T. Pose' February 4, 2007
Get the mancow's disease mug.Im going to kick that guys ass because he has the pelican disease.
that guy has the pelican disease, go kick his ass.
that guy has the pelican disease, go kick his ass.
by eviljeasus February 3, 2008
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