Salad cunt

He thinks he's better then everyone else just because he eats salad. Mostly described for vegans. They also smear vinager all over your fucking phone!!! They're just big cunts

Jacques is a salad cunt

by Isaackedurmom March 30, 2017

wad of cunt

someone who sucks so bad at life that they're worthless and deserve to be called out for it

You are such a wad of cunt, i can't believe your mom didn't give you back!

by raidersslurpee April 6, 2009

full-time cunt

24/7, 365. This cunt doesn't take a vacation.

Miguel: What's Cindy's deal lately? There's no way her period could last this long.
Todd: Oh you didn't hear? Cindy's a full-time cunt now.

by lukethegook. August 25, 2011

oi ya fuckin cunt

When some bitch ass' girlfriend says you know nothing

oi ya fuckin cunt! I swear on me mum you know nothing cheeky bitch!

-Luke Cherney

by Luke Cherney September 10, 2016

dick up his cunt

Guy throwing a fit like a little girl

chris didnt take that joke very well. He really had his dick up his cunt.

by Tonythetiler November 18, 2017

Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.

Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

Cunt muffler

A device that keeps some vaginas from making a whole bunch of noise when they're driving.

Man, put a cunt muffler on that bitch's snatch. It won't shut up.

by Pollup January 14, 2008