When a girl has diarrhea and a guy puts his dick in her ass and jerks off in circles until ejaculation.
by TheKingOfZ July 6, 2017
Get the Stirring coffeemug. A cheap substitute for coffee, taking away the insomnia and lovely hyperactivenass that defines the beverage. Do not support this blasthemeous liquid.
by slightlynutty1 April 9, 2012
Get the decaf coffeemug. a gender-neutral term of endearment bestowed on one who makes or gets coffee for others.
Though the ideal job for a coffee bitch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee bitch in an office or at home.
The common identifiable trait of a coffee bitch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.
Though the ideal job for a coffee bitch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee bitch in an office or at home.
The common identifiable trait of a coffee bitch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.
Coffee snobs revere coffee bitches as gods/goddesses because without them their lives are often uncaffeinated and meaningless; or worse, subjected to the consumption of crappy coffee.
"Who's the coffee bitch today? I buy you fly..."
"Who's the coffee bitch today? I buy you fly..."
by Tominsky September 29, 2011
Get the Coffee Bitchmug. A: "Susan, where have you been? The boss has been calling you"
Susan: "I was having a Coffee h2h with B"
A: "Huh?"
Susan: "Ohh a heart to heart conversation during the coffee break"
Susan: "I was having a Coffee h2h with B"
A: "Huh?"
Susan: "Ohh a heart to heart conversation during the coffee break"
by NonSen November 25, 2009
Get the Coffee h2hmug. verb : the act of having so much coffee that you sweat thru your deodorant and ultimatly thru your shirt leaving the foul odor of body odor and coffee
john was so tired this morning he had an entire pot of coffee, by lunch time you could see he coffee burned thru his shirt
by shortangryjew March 12, 2009
Get the coffee burnedmug. 99% of the coffee sold at Starbucks.
Bitch coffee is any coffee drink that is not black. Coffee with cream and sugar is bitch coffee. Coffee with milk or anything in it is bitch coffee. Mochas and lattes are as bitchiest as they get.
Bitch coffee is any coffee drink that is not black. Coffee with cream and sugar is bitch coffee. Coffee with milk or anything in it is bitch coffee. Mochas and lattes are as bitchiest as they get.
Jake orders a cup of coffee. Brad does the same.
Once their coffees are done, Brad proceeds to add cream and sugar to his. Jake, however, starts drinking his BLACK.
Brad: Dude, aren't you going to put anything in your coffee?!
Jake: Nah. I don't drink bitch coffee.
Brad: That's hardcore.
Jake: yeah.
Once their coffees are done, Brad proceeds to add cream and sugar to his. Jake, however, starts drinking his BLACK.
Brad: Dude, aren't you going to put anything in your coffee?!
Jake: Nah. I don't drink bitch coffee.
Brad: That's hardcore.
Jake: yeah.
by hellomimoto August 16, 2010
Get the bitch coffeemug. Office code for sex and spending the night with a new love interest. Derived from, "stayed the night...we made coffee in the morning."
Coworker 1: "Elizabeth, How was your date last night?"
Coworker 2: "It was GOOOOOOD :)"
Coworker 1: "Did you make coffee?"
Coworker 2: "ummmm...Yeah"
Coworker 1: "So was it gooooood?"
Coworker 2: "It was GOOOOOOD :)"
Coworker 1: "Did you make coffee?"
Coworker 2: "ummmm...Yeah"
Coworker 1: "So was it gooooood?"
by danielizabethlily January 15, 2008
Get the Make Coffeemug.