Coat Puncher

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.

Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.

by ObamaBush May 15, 2012

Coat

A black leprechaun

Look at that coat over there, so tiny and so dark

by The white hammer November 30, 2021

COAT

Cutest of all time

Ross is such a cutie - he’s the COAT.

by rapidsloth May 18, 2025

Coat shit

When you have to take a shit so bad, you don't even have time to take your coat off.

Maggie and I went out for froyo, when I got home I ran inside to take a coat shit

by Kc021 April 25, 2015

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Salami Pirate for short, Another term for a lot lizard or Truck stop prostitute

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate offering her services to truck drivers

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

Base coat

The act of drinking the night before a drinking night, to stop you from getting so fucked up

The concert is Friday night? I’m going to base coat Thursday, so I can prolong Friday

by Sodabug August 21, 2025