choke & poke

The term is used for describing the type of girl who experiences the choke it & poke it sexual position. (See choke it & poke it for details)

Mate i got choke & poke round last nite, i had her turning blue the rum turkey!

by TuckTuck1 December 22, 2009

choke a bowl

To smoke marijuana.

Dude, dude, lets choke a bowl.

by Nah Nah Not Necessary December 15, 2009

Half-choked

You choke but at the same time you don't choke

Oh SHIT I half-choked

by Itszaksixx November 20, 2017

A Vaginal Choke-Slam

Is where a 21st century woman takes what she wants and locks some clueless guy down into the marriage-baby-house trifecta in under 2 years. Fast work lady!

"Brian totally got a vaginal choke-slammed and we never see him anymore!"

by Jacky P May 05, 2014

fur choked crack

An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.

Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”

Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”

by D Biggums June 10, 2022

Choking the Lead Away

1. In sports, to be leading a series in the playoffs, only to lose the remaining games needed to win.

2. Losing to the lowest seeded team as the top seed, rendering the season of the top seed's team moot.

The Finals were going great for the Warriors, until they ended up choking the lead away to the Cavaliers.

Ex. Blowing a 3-1 lead in a series, Blowing a 3-0 lead in a series, '15-'16 Warriors, '06-'07 Dallas Mavericks.

by Nova Buster July 18, 2016

Choke n jerk

When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.

“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”

by Definitely not Sonoma 🤤 July 06, 2023