Catholic School

Hell on Earth and no one cares about religion class and most the kids there are every religion but catholic and you have to pay to breathe the very air within the school and you have no basic human rights and if you're bad at sports or dont look good then you get bullied and the people there probably sleep around and do drugs while freshman get shoved in lockers and everyone fucks upperclassman girls and it will drive you so mad you end up in a straight jacket and the only reason the teachers are there is so they can have summer off.

Jimothy: Dude I hear she goes to a Catholic School

Samothy: I pray for her soul...NOT lol

by Piggle the great October 5, 2022

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

Lake Michigan Catholic

A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.

Lake Michigan Catholic is trash.

by Mr. Salerno December 2, 2019

Catholic Suicide

Catholic Suicide- When an individual lives a long life, he get's the dream, he get's the beautiful partner, has the beautiful family. Except he's never asked himself what he want and what it means to be happy for him, so he Kurt Cobain's himself.

Bill: He was a lovely man, but even he couldn't avoid a catholic suicide.

by PostedNotesOnWalls January 5, 2022

Catholic Foster Homes

So the Catholics... Where DENYING Lgbtq parents... EXPLICITLY for being lgbt (You can veil it in rhetoric by saying "Because kids deserve a mother and a father" but it's literally the same thing it's literally ) And that was fine... But now what they did do the gays is being done to them... And YOU KNOW the Catholics shouldn't be discriminating against them in the first place...

Hym "Getting rid of the catholic foster homes doesn't seem fair to me... BUT you KNOW that they will NOT ONLY refuse to be fair towards people who don't share their world view... But will never be amenable to reason. And now to hoist them by their petard seems like it's unfair to the kids... But how WILL Lgbt kids be treated by the catholic parents? This shouldn't need to be the case. From EITHER of them. One of them is far more tolerant than the other. He wants to frame it AS the Catholics being hiisted by their own petard (and on some level they ARE, in fact, being that) but what REASON is better to deny would-be parents access to foster kids? One of the parents being the wrong gender or how the parents are likely to treat the kids?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Catholic

Pagan sect popular in Europe, The main god is the Virgin Mary but they also worship many other gods, a popular one being Jesus Christ. They are led by an old man they pretty much believe to be a demigod, Pope Francis.

They have gotten into controversy lately due to incidents involving High Priests and young boys.

The only Pagan Church near me is the Roman Catholic one.

by Maximus Buttcrack October 4, 2021

Roman Catholic high school

America's oldest and first (formerly) free Catholic high school built in 1890 by Thomas E Cahil or however you spell it anyways it's way more respectable than Father Judge or Archbishop Ryan

Jamal: Ey yo did you hear that that lil fat bitch Manny is transferring to Roman Catholic High School from that bitch school Archbishop Ryan

Tyrone: Nah man no I didn't but I can't wait to get in the boys bathroom with him
Jamal: nah WE can't wait til he gets here and his stomach bulges out of his shirt

by Big Bitch Manny 1 September 6, 2021