cactus jelly

Cactus jelly is what you call a thick stick and sometimes chunky nut.

Adams cum was some cactus jelly!!

by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019

catusington

a cat typically only used by people who watch the youtube channel officialstuffplus

i fed my catusington

by yee2 May 17, 2019

Cactus

A code for a person who is a prick.

“Look there’s cactus!”

by Esketit bitch June 14, 2019

cactus

a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.

hey george do you have a cactus?
no tom, i hate those stupid plants

by epicdefaultdancer August 23, 2019

Cactus

You may think it’s a watermelon but it’s really a cactus

Do you want to see my cactus?

by OnlyOnDisneyChannel August 31, 2019

cactus

prickly, desert living, water hogging plant.

there's that pesky😒 water hogging plant that has prickles and lives in the desert called a cactus🌵

by 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 September 16, 2019

Cactus

Your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend that will make u super happy

OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT. HE'S MY CACTUSSSSS

by Sugar2 October 16, 2019