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catholicized

to be transformed through a systematic education in the tenants of catholicism; a giving in to the faith and principles professed by the Roman Catholic Church. Subservient to an esoteric principle of faith. Convinced.
Too often have I seen really good people catholicized to the point that they can no longer find happiness. Their guilt rules over their lives and their faith gets the best of them.
by Etyfunkalist May 25, 2014
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Central Catholic

A school in San Antonio known for its drugged up, hormonal, wimpy teenage boys. This school is guaranteed to fail all of your expectations of a school that costs thousands of dollars to go to, unless your expectation is to be buttraped in the ass everyday. Bending over to pick up a pencil is, quite literally, not worth a Central Catholic student’s time: not because they are all spoiled rich white kids who vape all day, but because Jorge is always on the prowl for some fresh teenage virginity to steal and you will get AIDs, along with whatever fungus is growing in between his legs.

If you are a homosexual, spoiled, teenage boy looking to hook up with other teenage boys that go to Central or Incarnate Word, then this is the place for you.
Hey man, wanna go have gay sex with those Central Catholic kids?
by GeraldotheThird20909 April 10, 2019
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James Sheahan Catholic High School

A school for pretentious drones who think that their copy pasted ideas belong to them. Most attendees of this school are stuck-up dickheads who would love nothing more than to suck of God himself.
Fool: "Hey, would you like to go to James Sheahan Catholic High School?"
Intellectual: "No, I would rather not observe the festering garbage that attends that horrid school"
by Kharaa Bacterium May 20, 2021
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Catholic

Catholic is supposed to refer to all the semi-autonomous churches of Christianity that recognize the Bishop of Rome (also known as the Pope) as its leader. However, Roman Catholics, being the most stuck-up and snotty of the bunch, have begun to take it as meaning only them. This really, really annoys all the Eastern Rite Catholics that get called Orthodox because they're not.
Joe: Gee, I wish Roman Catholics weren't so annoying.
Jim: Yeah, I wish they would realize that we're Catholic too.
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Cathoholic

One that practices Catholicism or attends a Catholic institution for the extra drinking days
Dudes a Cathoholic, just goes to church so he can parlay Good Friday into a long weekend.
by Duff Diesel April 24, 2008
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Catholicism

Catholicism

The faith of boring people weekly on sundays way to fucking early in the morning and if you don’t feel dead inside when you are part of this faith then it isn’t working.
“What religion do you believe in?”

“Catholicism, sorry I said it wrong, I am forced to believe in being tortured every Sunday and felling dead inside.”
by Depressy duck January 30, 2018
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catholic

the only people entitled to call themselves catholics are protestants, because we believe in the universal priesthood of all believers.
the correct terms for roman catholics are either romanist or papist, because they are members of the roman church and worshippers of the papacy.
i protest the truth of holy scripture, and the true catholic, universal, spiritual church of all believers.
by soundprod August 31, 2006
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