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Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.
Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.
by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011
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car stripper

someone who pikes metal from cars and sells it on for a profit
jakub made a profit as a polish man from being a car stripper
by jamesbond2007 October 5, 2017
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car mattress

The back seat of a car covered in seamen stains and moist with vaginal secretions.
I did Debbie on the car mattress last night.
by Wafflehoff May 10, 2016
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car stuffing

fitting more than the number of intended passengers in a small car (may include 1 or more people riding in the trunk and driving in circles to confuse them)
hey i need a ride
okay but I'm already taking 6 people
whoooo car stuffing
by tri-stand da B0$$ August 29, 2012
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fauxlice car

a car that looks like a police car but driven by a civilian
when you park in the fire lane at the wal-mart you should drive your fauxlice car
by pokeyz123 August 4, 2014
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patchwork car

An automobile comprised of the parts of many different automobiles, generally crappy old beater parts from junk yards and such. They will often be different colors, such as a red body with a blue hood, white door and green bumper. Often has parts on it that still need to be fixed (such as broken tailights, missing mirrors, etc.) Operator of said vehicle is usually poor at driving, at best.
Me: Whoah, Meg check out that patchwork car!

Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!
by Miss Tina Marie December 9, 2008
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rice car

An automobile, generally of import classification, that is souped up and characterized by use of stickers and decals that do not match any manufacturer of the car, spoilers that look like airplane landing gear, and hideous paintjobs and fart cans. See also rice rocket.

Note: rice cars may be driven by eggs or rice boys. Rice cars are not solely an Asian phenomenon.
"Check out Joe's rice car. He's got Celica lights on that shit, and that's an Acura. Look at that spoiler, too... man, that is the ugliest shit ever."
by raphael February 19, 2003
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