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Dick douche canoe

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
by Willie June 11, 2021
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Pierceland Poop Canoe

A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
‘yo is that k****n?’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’
by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021
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Get your son canes day!

On August 28th it is Get Your Son Canes Day!!
"hey dad,did u know today u have to get me canes since it is Get your son canes day!"
by CHAPALALA August 26, 2022
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Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
by Batatz March 8, 2024
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Sticky goo canoe

A man's penis which causes the rider to leave everyone sticky
I took them for a ride on the sticky goo canoe now I need a shower
by Samtionary May 10, 2024
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Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
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The salty canoe

The act of motor boating her pussy after first orgasming in her
After first cumming in his girlfriend, Jake gave her the salty canoe
by Nauti Crab April 10, 2025
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