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Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

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Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.
Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.
by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009
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Few cans?

As it says on the tin: would you like to consume a few cans of lager, cider, or otherwise? Possibly get drunk? Night after night? A heavy session indeed.
Few cans lads?

Few cans?
by mallam February 21, 2009
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Drop the Can

When a play, movie, or other visual art reaches a very emotion point, and someone kills the mood, typically by dropping something. Coined during Q-Artistry's 2014 run of Zurkis Grimm.
Did you hear what happened during The Wizard of Oz?

Yeah! I heard one lady decide to drop the can!
by panicedathedisco July 19, 2014
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Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.
by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017
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can hunting

Police term for hunting ethnic races such as AfriCANS , MexiCANS , Puerto RiCANS
I asked my dad how work was today at the LAPD & he said " just another day of Can Hunting " .....
by Ranman705 February 21, 2017
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can good

A can good is someone who is great at sports gets ladies and has people wanting to be him
Did u see can good dunk he is so awesome
by Vaughn victor September 4, 2016
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shit can

1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).

Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.
1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.

That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.

Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.
by gradenigo September 4, 2013
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