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god in a can

That song's like God in a can its so good
by Taco Mann October 23, 2007
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shit can

1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).

Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.
1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.

That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.

Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.
by gradenigo September 4, 2013
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opening a can

the act of giving a beatdown for an undisclosed reason.
Customer: Have you seen Dave, I need to grab something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?
by David Andersen December 3, 2007
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Canned Yams

Canned Yams are great tits, at least a size C or above, and perfectly shaped.
by apt279 December 14, 2010
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dough can

When a female wears clothing so tight that flesh bursts out in a bulbous manner similar to a can of biscuit or roll dough when you first pop it open. This can be midriff, legs of shorts, or sleeves.
Wow.. look at that chick rocking the dough can with those low riders and spandex top. She must not have a mirror at home.
by ninjohn April 29, 2011
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Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.
Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.
by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009
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Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.
by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017
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