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cheese eating surrender monkeys 

The French, collectively, as a people.
From the Simpsons, said by groundskeeper willy when substituting for a french class,
Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

Cheese It!

To run away from the scene of a crime/what you say when you're running away when you've done something wrong.
Mainly used by Bender in Futurama.
*after playing a prank on the Dean*
Bender: Cheese it!

Cheese Cock 

The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.
person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
Cheese Cock by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017

Cheese and fries 

Another term for Jesus Christ
“ suck my dick Steven
cheese and fries! You’re wild bamboo”

cheese slice menu 

An icon represented by three horizontal lines which displays a menu when clicked. Also known as a hamburger menu or hamburger icon. The term was coined by high-school math teacher Timothy Miller in 2019.
I clicked on the cheese slice menu and a list of options appeared on the left-hand side of the screen.
cheese slice menu by tjmtheman December 4, 2019

cheese rollup 

A very special sexual maneuver requiring a whore and a lot of time spent not showering. The key to the cheese rollup is to not only satisfy your sexual desires, but also satisfy the hunger of the starving whore who has not eaten anything for a long while. First you must abstain from showering for around three weeks. Yes it seems excessive, but it is imperative to develop a nice aged cheese flavor for your cock and cum. Next you need to find a whore (A Taco Bell employee may be a good place to start). Not any whore though, the bitch has to be very hungry. If you find one you like, but she is not starving, simply lock her up in a closet for a couple of days. Finally, you can take her out of the closet and initiate very good 69 sex. This gives the cheese roll up the actual "rolling up" position. Allow her to suck your cock until ejaculation. Remember she is starving so she will eat that sucker up nice and good. Upon ejaculation, she will get a lovely load with a very good sharp cheddar flavor. If you want to spice things up a little bit (literally), wait another week without showering and you will notice a more nutty provolone flavor. Wait 2 more weeks and it becomes pepper jack. 3 more weeks gives you a Mexican blend and 4 more weeks (a total of 7 weeks without showering) will let you achieve the liquid gold status. A status only obtain by a master cheese rollup-er.
He knew she was hungry, so he waited to shower in order to give her a nice cheese rollup to eat.