Bus Syndrome

Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal!

"Oh look, that poor girl has bus syndrome!"

by korkeeCAKES!!! October 27, 2008

bu-kooh

too much of something, like money.

He is making bu-kooh money because he is a V.P.

by Some random person living! September 29, 2009

Plush Bus

A pedophile's moustache.

Dude, look at the plush bus on the guy in the rape van.

by SnoodDood June 5, 2010

knuckle bus

The van which Sears Holdings uses to rent out, if you do not have a big enough vehicle large enough to transport your purchase.

Hey Bill, could you take the knuckle bus to Advanaced Auto Parts to get some brake pads?

by Herbie the Elf who doesn't like to make toys. June 10, 2008

Bus Balls

A painful ache in the balls, scrotum, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. The yellow pieces of shit that have fucking logs as suspension.

Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.

Vick: *Stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection*

Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?

*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*

by I4N March 1, 2014

Bus Legs

leg strength that allows you to remain in one spot while standing on a public bus, and avoid possible falls or injuries during sudden stops or turns

lack of Bus Legs may result in a loss of footing while holding the rail and accidentally giving a stranger a lap dance

*Bryan falls on stranger's lap*

"Bryan, where are YOUR bus legs at?!"

by vnb3 May 15, 2014

bus shuffle

When you are on a bus and it slows down or speeds up and you suddenly do a shuffle to stop your self from flying to the front/back of the bus

Today I had a major bus shuffle and almost crashed into someone

by Megan smith March 26, 2015