burger king
burger king by Player 2 January 3, 2007
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burger joint
1. Rather cheap marijuana cigarettes that are transported in various layers of a hamburger to avoid detection.
2. Any establishment, major chain or independent, that primarily serves burgers and fries.
2. Any establishment, major chain or independent, that primarily serves burgers and fries.
"Dude, are you friggin' poor? You were only able to get burger joints?"
"Yeah, there's a small burger joint in Studio City that Jake told me about. Wanna go?"
"Yeah, there's a small burger joint in Studio City that Jake told me about. Wanna go?"
burger joint by ubererror7 April 30, 2009
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ashley burgess
Perfection; the most beautiful, amazing person I know. Her smile is like sunshine for it gives me a reason to get out of bed every morning. I wish I could see her everyday, because days without her are meaningless. She is kind, understanding, smart, beautiful, fun, and so on. Her simple ways can be admired by everyone. Her personality is addicting. Ashely Burgess means perfect.
Perfect beautiful kindness lovely smart joyful smile Ashley Burgess is perfect No one compares to Ashley
ashley burgess by Brant322 December 5, 2013
blumpkin burger
The blumpkin burger is a more extreme version the already grotesque blumpkin, where the receiver of the blumpkin, as he is about to ejaculate, reaches down into the toilet bowl, grabs a piece of his feces, and slaps the giver across the face with it. The resulting block of feces looks similar to a burger patty, thus the name “blumpkin burger.” It is about as rare as a South China tiger and maybe as difficult to pull off as a golden hailstorm.
For the even more adventurous: there’s a variant called the bumpkin Big Mac, which involves double the hands, double the feces, and double the cheeks. The end result looks like McDonald’s famous burger which puts two patties layered between three buns.
For the even more adventurous: there’s a variant called the bumpkin Big Mac, which involves double the hands, double the feces, and double the cheeks. The end result looks like McDonald’s famous burger which puts two patties layered between three buns.
After forty years of marriage, Doris and Peter hit a roadblock in their sex life. Peter now has ED, but Doris still craves that good good. So, one night, Doris found an article with ways to spice things up in the bedroom.
“A blumpkin, huh? Interesting…”
The next morning, Peter hit the john as he normally did. As he sat down, he was startled to a nude Doris in front of him.
“W-what are you doing?” / “Giving you what you need.”
As she went down on him, Peter could actually feel his penis working properly for the first time in years, and he was actually pretty turned on. But he couldn’t shake the fact that this sex act was incredibly filthy. She was almost ruining his favorite time of the day.
In an act of rage, right as Peter started to reach the plateau, he used his left hand to pull Doris down, deeper onto his member, far enough so she couldn’t see her surroundings. With his right hand, he reached behind him and into the toilet bowl, grabbed a piece of feces and, right as he was finishing inside her mouth, pulled Doris off his penis with his left hand and slapped her with the poop patty in his right hand, gracing her with the coveted blumpkin burger.
“WHAT THE FUCK DORIS?”
“I DID IT BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU PETER,” she retorted while semen and feces sprayed out of her mouth.
As tears streamed down her face, Peter couldn’t help but be slightly aroused by the whole situation, so he looked Doris in the eye and then proceeded to make copious love on the bathroom tile.
“A blumpkin, huh? Interesting…”
The next morning, Peter hit the john as he normally did. As he sat down, he was startled to a nude Doris in front of him.
“W-what are you doing?” / “Giving you what you need.”
As she went down on him, Peter could actually feel his penis working properly for the first time in years, and he was actually pretty turned on. But he couldn’t shake the fact that this sex act was incredibly filthy. She was almost ruining his favorite time of the day.
In an act of rage, right as Peter started to reach the plateau, he used his left hand to pull Doris down, deeper onto his member, far enough so she couldn’t see her surroundings. With his right hand, he reached behind him and into the toilet bowl, grabbed a piece of feces and, right as he was finishing inside her mouth, pulled Doris off his penis with his left hand and slapped her with the poop patty in his right hand, gracing her with the coveted blumpkin burger.
“WHAT THE FUCK DORIS?”
“I DID IT BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU PETER,” she retorted while semen and feces sprayed out of her mouth.
As tears streamed down her face, Peter couldn’t help but be slightly aroused by the whole situation, so he looked Doris in the eye and then proceeded to make copious love on the bathroom tile.
blumpkin burger by mrboochieman May 21, 2015
burgerboy
Candle Burglar
(v) When a girl is taking it in the ass doggy style, she then proceeds to clench her ass cheeks and sphincter muscles, and then crawls away, pulling the man who was doing the plundering behind her.
(n) One who candle burglarizes.
(n) One who candle burglarizes.
Last night my girl candle burglared me all around the house!
Oh I remember her, she's a candle burglar.
Oh I remember her, she's a candle burglar.
Candle Burglar by A William October 23, 2008