breaded chicken

The act of caking one's penis in sand and then inserting it into the womans love pocket. (Must be done at beach, play sand won't do)
See also: Blazing saddle, Breaded chicken sandwich

"Well, like I was with this guy one time on the beach, an we were, y'know doing it? and he like, caked his ding ding in sand and stuck it in my thingy and I was like Oh My God!

by Master ding sding (The s is silent) May 6, 2003

bread loaf shoes

When an obese women is so fat that her feet puff out of the tops of her shoes like that of rising bread from a loaf pan.

Yo, check out that fat girls bread loaf shoes, her feet are puffing out of them just like rising bread.

by me.....)()( January 12, 2008

Breaded Vagina

A vigina that is covered (breaded) in any type of dry, grainy substance like sand at the beach

guy: is that sand coming out of your crotch?
girl: yeah, i just came back from the beach with some major breaded vagina
guy: gross, go wash it out

by SSTR0OPER February 22, 2010

Brady

A Brady is a very sexy man. He has great hair, abs,a great smile, and a stunning frame. Tall, dark, and handsome all the ladies want a piece of him but Brady is as loyal as can be. He is passionant about about the wellness of his friends and family and of the environment. He is a big animal lover. A Brady is very funny, one conversation and his jokes and wit will having you laughing your ass off. A true scholar, Brady only has to open his mouth for you to know he is brillant and charming. Speaking of his mouth, Brady is an amazing kisser. His lips are soft and inviting and once you kiss his you'll never find a kisser as talented as he. A true Prince Charming, Brady will leave you happy in love for the rest of your life.

Person A: "Hey, have you seen Brady?"
Person B: "Yeah, he is over there playing with kittens and children."
A: "Wow! What a kind and sexy man."
B: "I agree, what a great guy."

by Hottie pants April 27, 2017

Raw Bread

Uncooked Toast

Hey Timmy, Would you like Raw Bread on your Turkey?

by Raw Bread December 22, 2014

Dirty Brady

When your guy wants to build a sandcastle with the moist sand he made when he ejaculated into the sandbox

Omg John is out there again doing a Dirty Brady in the sand

by Sillyswallows July 17, 2018

Brady

the most incredible and sexiest guy alive. most loving person, you will ever meet. Brady is someone you will fall in love with instantly and then keep one falling in love with. he's perfect beyond belief. He plays the guitar with passion and he sings with feeling. A lyricist, a poet, a warrior and a sweetheart with a big heart. A sweet, kind person who emits a powerful and gentle brilliance around him. Brady is every girls' dream prince and is the only guy a girl would love to walk the aisle down with. Oh did i mention he is AMAZINGLY PERFECT? xXxXx

girl 1: have you met brady, he's stunning! And i can't keep my eyes off him
girl 2: He just has that effect on you. His magnetism is crazzzy. *sigh* he's my dream guy.

by kwikymart July 4, 2010