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James Bond

A term to describe douchebags in the United States who can't keep their car on the right side of the road.
Hey, James Bond, get off the fucking road!
by Righty007 November 29, 2007
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blundergat

thank god i got that blundergat out
by c88l December 18, 2016
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Jewmes Bond

Benjamin: "Who's that classy guy who's cleaning up at poker?"
Isaac: "That's Jewmes Bond. He's the most kosher of all of the secret agents!"
Benjamin: "Wow, I wouldn't want to get in his way!"
by Mr Cnowledge October 16, 2011
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reverse bondage

When the male/female in the bondage breaks free and proceeds to rape the initial rapist/bondager.
Norman "oh baby, prepare your anus."
Random niner (breaks free) "This is for all those years of imprisonment"
(Norman get's a hard raping)

Thus concluded the reverse bondage scene
by Schivonie Consaltint September 18, 2013
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james bond

When a film series changes the actor who portrays the protagonist in a movie sequel it does a 'James Bond'.
"When Robert Downy Jr decides to stop playing Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic universe, they may decide to 'James Bond' the character by replacing the actor"
by Twilightvomit September 19, 2015
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sex bond

Not breaking up with someone just because of good sex.
How are they not breaking up! They fight all the time!
It's because of the sex bond. That is the only thing keeping them in a relationship.
by KayKay48 May 28, 2016
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James Bond

Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.
Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?

Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?

Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.
by rswamy February 8, 2022
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