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walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
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simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.
This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.
by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017
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Florida blowjob

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today
by Whammu March 2, 2020
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crunchy blowjob

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob
by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019
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Danish Blowjob

A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.
My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!
by DoodleBobbyJoe September 4, 2016
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Blowjob Barbara

A guy with long hair you gives blowjobs to other guys
Ah have you seen kolby? Yeah he's a blowjob Barbara
by Turkey Dinosaur December 9, 2020
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Blowjob Month

In the month of October a boy can say he wants a blowjob and the girl must give him a blowjob because it’s blowjob month.
Boy: Girl give me a blowjob

Girl: No eww

Boy: It’s blowjob month

Girl: Ok pull down your pants
by De baba October 7, 2019
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