Blop

A blop is someone who is a flop and a bop at the same time. A loser, in other words.

I’m in my blop era

by teeblop November 12, 2024

blop

To excrete fecal matter at speeds higher than 30 miles per hour

Oh man I just bloped so hard

by Jennifer Flinn November 28, 2024

Blopotom

(1) The peculiar sensation experienced when someone accidentally combines pudding and a long-lost sock in an experiment gone horribly wrong.

(2) A slang term for the act of enthusiastically misusing a kitchen sponge in ways it was never designed to endure.

"Did you seriously just blopotom the blender? That's... impressive, yet horrifying."

by TheNoMan December 5, 2024

bloopty doopb

A sort of exaggeration used similar to a exclamation point added at the end of a sentence in person or over call (the b at the end of doopb is silent)

I just bought a new car bloopty doopb

by 160db December 5, 2024

Blooper Reels

What I call a homo-sapien who is a water monkey who choked an earth snake.

Person 1: Are you a water monkey who choked an earth snake?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blooper Reels

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

bloop

when you live your life on autopilot, so it feels like you are watching your life from a third person perspective

today felt like a bloop

today was a bloop
I was at work and don't remember a thing, a complete bloop

by fatbeggie March 4, 2026

bloaping

When someone is getting rapidly fatter.

Tom: James you really are bloaping
James: Its only 600 pounds its nothing

by Blue1111 February 18, 2025