Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G May 7, 2018

Blondemail

Different to blackmail (ie. act of getting money from people or forcing them to do something by threatening to tell a secret of theirs or to harm them). Blondemail participants tend to be perceived as more innocent, sweet, 'blonde' pretty etc, and of course butter wouldn't melt in their mouth. Those who use blondemail, are well equipped and know how to get their way- yet only ever in the sweetest innocent way of course!

She used blondemail to get her way with the fine young sailor (and note, first class officer in rank). With her alluring capabilities, Ms X (Blondemailer) found seducing her latest conqeust/victim after he lavished her with gifts, wined and dined at the finest restaurants. Ms Blondemail soon moves on to next conquest in a short period of time. It is difficult to know what to call conquests after exhibit X.

by Cuntardary October 15, 2018

Blonde Sam

Blonde Sam is a guy or girl named Sam that happens to be blonde. Lets be honest he or she is probably gay and they are big nerds.

OMG BLONDE SAM WAS LOOKING AT ME TODAY ...WOW SO GAY

by JJTHEPANDA December 20, 2018

blonderella and the 7 mistakes

Blonderella, a term used to define a short blonde female chihuahua. Also called Blondielocks.

Blonderella and the 7 mistakes. Go do the dishes.

by 74louise74 June 12, 2019

blondet

A bitch

Hey look at blondet kissing that dude
Ugh such a bitch

by Bocotox August 22, 2019

Blonde Ron

A faux pas or blunder.

Don't pull a Blonde Ron and poop in the airplane toilet.

by The Mechanic KoolAid Acid Test January 20, 2020

blondeass

A blonde that is so dumb, they are the definition of dumb blonde and dumbass at the same time.

Erin is such a blondeass, she tried to get toast out of the toaster with a steak knife.

by SteelPanthersimmer May 28, 2020