Babushka's Blessing

When an older Eastern European woman pushes on a wealthy man's ass while he fucks the woman's daughter or granddaughter, in the hopes that a baby will take, and the young woman's future can be secured with finances and a green card.

I dated a young Romanian woman, and when we finally got to having sex, her mother stood behind me with a Babushka's Blessing.

by captaincrunk April 15, 2020

Bless

When someone you know has a fresh trim and you bless them by smacking the back of their head.

"Hey man, whatchu think of the trim"

"Let me bless you real quick..."

"Buuuup"

by DiscoStuR1 May 26, 2020

#blessed

A hashtag used to boast about your lifestyle, possessions, or status in life, hidden behind the guise of being divinely chosen by God.

Sitting on the porch of my mansion and planning a vacation to Hawaii. God is good. #blessed

by Defining Junk June 4, 2020

Bless the Fuck Up

When you aggressive encourage your brethren to be blessed in their ventures and experiences and to share the blessings, AGGRESSIVELY!

I SAW Brendan FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WE CHATTED, IT WAS COOL, HE'S DOING ALRIGHT, I TOLD HIM TO bless the fuck up WHEN WE WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS.

by LLemoJeff June 5, 2020

Bless

Slang, alternative to thanks or good looks

Here’s some fried eggs I know you got munchies.
Ah, bless

by Spice Latte June 30, 2020

Bless

Bless is the name of a girl that loves sport such as basketball, volley-ball, and netball.
She is a very hard working but sensitive person that doesn't like to be over the top or express too much feeling to people. She has a great humour and loves making others laugh and is extremely random at some times

person 1: hey "Bless" how's your day
Bless: My day's been great!

by wtp.blezz September 15, 2020

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020