Smurf Bite

A smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a shit in a port-a-potty, and gets the splash back effect of the blue chemical water directly in the asshole. When the shit hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, the splash goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, ass hole.

Eric: Dude, I just took a shit in the johnny on the spot over there, and low and behold, smurf bite!

John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.

Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.

by Hard Hat Harold February 8, 2010

snake bite ass

small cicular like red inflamed areas around a womens inner thigh, genitals and butt.

Look at those ignorant snake bites on her ass

by Alliance February 16, 2003

tiger bite

When a tiger bites you

"Did you see that bite Josh had?"
"Yeah, a tiger bit him, it's a tiger bite"

by door knob February 1, 2008

bite me

An awesome inslut aimed at those of the "lower" forms of goth culture.

IE Emo's

As in "Bite Me Emo Boy"

by Drakin StormHeart September 5, 2006

Dino Bite

The crust from the A$$.

Damn that shit smells like <Dino Bite> do you smell it , it kinda smells liike Amy.

by aberham jinkens (nigga frm black hill) February 12, 2004

big bite

The big bite is an event that may occur as a man is receiving a blow job from a woman and then out of pure boredom and before blowing his load decides to give her an uppercut to the chin. Normally followed by wailing pain by the blow job recipient.

This prostitute was quite stank, so instead of blowing my load I gave her a big bite

by Steve October 5, 2004

bite shoes

Something terrible: describing a bad situation, or in the noun sense, someone who could not be any worse.

1) "I went to this party and it was a sausagefest, fucking biteshoes!"

2) "Mako you fucking bite shoes! I told you not to fall asleep while on the crapper! Now there's piss and shit all over the place!"

by Sir RAV April 21, 2008