The Ben Bernak

Dry shaving your gal's box after cleaning out her purse.

I am 5 deep into the evening and out of funds. I look at the only source of financing expansion and that is my date's purse and her credit cards. I take action. I am broke and horny so I give her the Ben Bernak. We both prosper - the evening continues using her money and I get to shave her owl.

by slasherjm July 22, 2011

being a bernstein

When someone butts into your conversation when you tell them not to.

Goddamn, that guy is being a Bernstein, it’s so annoying.

by Tony the toenail February 19, 2018

Doing a Bernie

Joining a wild swimming group and skinny dipping without first seeking the permission of the other swimmers. As in "ooh, my eyes are burning", as well as after the term's namesake.

Doing a Bernie

by Melv Swims August 2, 2023

Bernie sanders

a communist that wants to waste money and not be helpful at all

Bernie sanders is a communist but I'm just repeating myself

by meme podcast October 11, 2020

Bernardo

A Indian looking man that could be mistaken by the character from phineas and ferb baljiet not the straightest person but a cool one

Oh is that baljiet oh no it just Bernardo

by People person December 28, 2018

The Bernie Sanders

When you have sex with a small old jew

I cant believe she finally crossed off The Bernie Sanders on her list next the Angry Dragon..

by Le Shitzipper July 25, 2016

dirty bernice

a freakie girl who likes to have sex anywhere

Go after her man, she’s a dirty bernice

by getlikeme April 30, 2020