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cool beans

A very old word your parents might use in front of your super cool friends to seem just as super cool
dad:what are you and your super cool friends up to?

daughter:nothing

dad:cool beans

*super cool friends walk away*

daughter:thanks dad.
by Goregasm December 7, 2006
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cool beans

Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.
1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!

2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."

*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*

Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."

*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*

Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"

*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*
by Elizabeth September 4, 2004
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Nagger beans

Those little, annoying, rubber pieces that reside on most turf playing fields.

Usually, after you play on/visit/look at the turf field, they end up on you, indefinitely.
"God I just found a fucking nagger bean in my world history book."
"That's not bad at all, this morning while I was showering I found some nagger beans in my butt."
by naggerbeans October 16, 2009
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Beans

Bro: Bro. did you hear the beans about Sally?
Bro 2: Bro? Spill the beans bro.
by H.P Lovecraft's Cat March 23, 2019
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Green Beans and Garlic

A term that means nothing, but you create it with a group of people to use around a nosy individual that needs to know everything. Use it in everyday context, but when the nosy person asks you what happened...you ignore them or say nothing happened. You do not tell the person what it means and it drives them crazy.
When nosy individual is around:

Q: Did you see Jim last night at the club?

A: Yeah, what the hell?

Nosy guy: What did he do?

A: Oh, nothing. Green Beans and Garlic.
by See Pizzle October 24, 2010
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hot as beans

Nothing's hotter than beans.
"It's hot as beans out today!"
"That bitch is hot as beans!"
by Gilj September 8, 2008
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beanster

A mexican/hispanic who dresses like a scenester, (girl pants, choppy hair cut, etc.)but acts like a beaner and listens to reggaeton.
You fucking beanster, get out of my yard!
by Aaron Johanson May 30, 2006
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