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Water Closet

When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.
Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.
by Clard April 17, 2014
mugGet the Water Closetmug.

outta the closet

(adj) not hiding your sexual orientation or secret.
He decided to come outta da closet.
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
mugGet the outta the closetmug.

Closet Racist

Someone who harbors a lot of racism inwardly yet doesn't express it outwardly in an attempt to come across as a nice person. Majority of them will say they support Donald Trump because "he tells it like it is", meanwhile they truly relate to his policies of xenophobia.
Mr. VonClownstick: Your brother seems like such a nice guy, I'm surprised he supports Donald Trump.
Mr. Drumpf: He's really a closet racist, I heard him murmuring about how the "Wetbacks" were coming for his job.
by Rwhite84 June 18, 2016
mugGet the Closet Racistmug.

Supremacy Closet

where the U.S. government hides all its dirty laundry
Q: Anyone seen Brad lately?

A: Nah, they've got him in the Supremacy Closet.
by Yeobright April 10, 2011
mugGet the Supremacy Closetmug.

cloak closet

I'll be happy to hang your jacket in the cloak closet.
by oeMiD January 5, 2014
mugGet the cloak closetmug.

Closet Faggot

Anyone that belongs to a group that can't be spoken of in a public setting, these groups usually only fuck people over.

YES I AM TALKING TO YOUS GUYS!!!
They would have promoted me but I told them I am not and will not be a closet faggot.
by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018
mugGet the Closet Faggotmug.

Closeted pedophile

Guys stuck in their 13 years old fantasies who are attracted to school girls and girls who dress very young with pink hair and anime/cartoonish vibes.
A- Dude check out this girl
B-WTF you’re a sick Closeted pedophile and you need help!
by Nihilistic Virgin May 31, 2021
mugGet the Closeted pedophilemug.

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