Beatrice Baudelaire

Mother of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.

Married to Bertrand Baudelaire. (Deceased)

Once engaged to Lemony Snicket.

Perished in a terrible fire, destroying the Baudelaire Mansion, and making her children orphans.

Part of the Volunteer Fire Department.

Beatrice Baudelaire;

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

by yes.im.nicholas May 4, 2024

Wifi Bands

digital currency

made some "wifi bands" off the internet today

by YungDegen May 18, 2024

1200 Baud Duking

Setting up a classic computer like a Commodore 64, Tandy 1000 or Apple IIe in your Dukatorium and using a modem to call into a BBS at 1200 baud while relieving oneself.

I didn't mind have diarrhea as I was 1200 baud duking to play L.O.R.D and The Pit for my daily turns.

by Ray Delmoko March 5, 2026

Tyler Baudelaire

Cool dude. He can buy everything

Rick: oh my God it's Tyler Baudelaire!

by cosmostars August 12, 2025

Fucka Bands

An indeterminate, but large amount of money. Can be used in any situation where the amount of money involved is ludicrous.

"Yo, I owe the IRS fucka bands and $0.38."

"Shit how you finna pay all that??"

by thehypocriticalzoilist December 28, 2025

Support local bands

A phrase whose origins may have actually been intended at one point to be helpful. However its use today seems to be restrictive and would make one avoid local music scenes. It is entirely possible though that some or many cities uphold a more welcoming aspect when uttering this phrase. Within Ottawa, "Support local music" means either pop punk, emo or "hardcore" music as other genres "aren't marketable." There is also an antagonistic approach even to friends of the band or band member where they are expected to pay over being guest listed even if said person has limited financial means. The support seems to center specifically on money rather than listening to the music itself. One is also expected to do this for any local show, even if the band's genre is not to your preference because it's about them, not you.

Emo band: Support local bands, fam!
Fan: Are there any shows like rock, heavy metal etc?
Emo band: Nah, that's not marketable. Come to our show. $15.

Band: Support local bands!
Fan: I'll come to the show because I'm interested in hearing you guys play. Could I possibly be put on a guest list this time? I don't have a lot to spend and need the money for necessities.
Band: That's not support so fuck off.

by OneWhoWrites September 30, 2018

i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable

nah man i only got bands sorry

by chaface21 November 20, 2019