backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010

Backstard

A person (typically an old friend) that backstabs you and then acts like a friend.

God!!! Ashley is such a backstard! She is a meaner!!!

by moehomie December 2, 2015

backseat freedom

The phrase has taken on two interpretations referring to either the old days when seatbelts weren't required, or the more popular risquè version alluding to getting frisky with a partner in the backseat of a vehicle.

"I'm a child of backseat freedom, baptised by rock and roll."

by Ze Übermensch July 21, 2017

backs lit

backs lit is something you say when your weekend was lit. since the weekend is in the "back" in the past you say backs lit.

hey did you have fun this weekend?
yea backs lit!

by heyhey 77878 January 22, 2018

backseat lover

The one doing the fucking in anal sex

I bent over and let my backseat lover do all the work

by Joe The Guy? July 9, 2021

Backshot Baby

Someone who’s quite ugly, or who has a flat face, due to backshots flattening or disfiguring it. The child comes out ugly because its a more aggressive and animal like position.

Bob: Damn dude he’s ugly as fuck, parents must be too.

John: Nah man his parents are fine, he’s just a backshot baby.

by Jęsus October 11, 2023

Backshot

To have a deep meaningful conversation with a close friend or relative.

Me and my grandmother had backshots the other night and I got really emotional afterwards.

by Devinshakespear0244 January 20, 2023