A metaphorical device used to educate someone on what is good and bad banter. A person is "awarded" a certain number of bantercards, and their aim is to keep as many as possible for as long as possible. Bantercards are taken away when a person produces inappropriate, poorly timed or just downright strange banter, and awarded in the cases where people are made to laugh and generally enjoy the input given.
When the bantercard count reaches zero, a forefeit to be decided as a collective by the members of the group should be decided upon and administered, unless a bantercard is re-awarded between the removeal of the final bantercard and the initiation of the forefeit.
When the bantercard count reaches zero, a forefeit to be decided as a collective by the members of the group should be decided upon and administered, unless a bantercard is re-awarded between the removeal of the final bantercard and the initiation of the forefeit.
Person 1: "That's what she said!"
Person 2: "That isn't funny in the slightest. I shall remove a bantercard for that - how many are you on now?
Person 1: "4 I think."
Person 2: "That isn't funny in the slightest. I shall remove a bantercard for that - how many are you on now?
Person 1: "4 I think."
by R3G1C1D3 April 26, 2011
Get the Bantercard mug.Another term for a bus, used mainly when returning from the pub/parties.
Can also be used to describe a hot new ride.
Can also be used to describe a hot new ride.
1) "The wheels on the Banter-wagon go round and round..."
2) "We run 'em over in our Banter-wagon!"
3) "Going cruising in the Banter-wagon then?
2) "We run 'em over in our Banter-wagon!"
3) "Going cruising in the Banter-wagon then?
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A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.
Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?
*Enter Lad 3*
Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?
*Enter Lad 3*
Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
by Arbie H November 27, 2013
Get the 'banter train' mug.1. The angle of which the selfie is taken to appear attractive
2. A picture that makes you appear bangable when you are not
3. The perfect balance between bangable and ugly
4. How you drop 200lbs with a 45 degree rotation
2. A picture that makes you appear bangable when you are not
3. The perfect balance between bangable and ugly
4. How you drop 200lbs with a 45 degree rotation
1. My eyes hurt from the bangles on tinder
2. Can't tell if she's a beaut or a bangle
3. Taco bell and selfies are the two sided sword of bangles
4. I'm drunk enough to smash a bangle
2. Can't tell if she's a beaut or a bangle
3. Taco bell and selfies are the two sided sword of bangles
4. I'm drunk enough to smash a bangle
by SoapyT November 19, 2014
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Bro: Just put paper on the windows and be quiet.
Sorority chick: Did you reserve this room?
.... 3 minutes later
Bro: I'm a VSB GOD!
Sorority Chick: ehhh... that was quick. (sigh)
bartley challenge being defined as climax
Sorority chick: Did you reserve this room?
.... 3 minutes later
Bro: I'm a VSB GOD!
Sorority Chick: ehhh... that was quick. (sigh)
bartley challenge being defined as climax
by VSBslut December 15, 2014
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Alice: " I know right, he's super cool and full of banter."
Attenborough: "I agree guys, he is definitely, what I would biologically describe as being, bantercool."
(If David Attenborough and Charles Darwin think you have evolved to be one of the rare specimens of Bantercool then you are amazing and all known as Alice worldwide, especially those residing in Romford, will from this day forward refer to you a bantercool.)
Alice: " I know right, he's super cool and full of banter."
Attenborough: "I agree guys, he is definitely, what I would biologically describe as being, bantercool."
(If David Attenborough and Charles Darwin think you have evolved to be one of the rare specimens of Bantercool then you are amazing and all known as Alice worldwide, especially those residing in Romford, will from this day forward refer to you a bantercool.)
by biogeog2013 December 29, 2014
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