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anchors and assholes

Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!
on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes
by flathead saunders November 20, 2010
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Asshole Origami

The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.
Hey Scott, replace the toilet paper next time! I had to play asshole origami in there!
by JDubbaya November 28, 2011
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golden asshole

This person can do no wrong in your book. They are up on a pedestal
She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole
by Kgrosho February 12, 2017
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Mc asshole

A stupid or mean McDonald's worker that dose not know what he/ she is doing.
I would have been here sooner if that Mc asshole didn't mess up on my order.
by The real Mike Gleason October 23, 2007
mugGet the Mc assholemug.

Lovable Asshole

A person who's an asshole,dickhead, or douche but is still pretty lovable because they aren't an asshole to the full extent nor a that one relentless shithead who's always giving you a hard time. A lot of sarcastic people are lovable asshole.

Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.
Morrissey of The Smiths is a lovable asshole.
Thom Yorke of Radiohead is also a lovable asshole.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 19, 2011
mugGet the Lovable Assholemug.

asshole doctor

Not this morning Dean, I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:15 so he can take a look at my anal warts!
by Telephony May 16, 2014
mugGet the asshole doctormug.

Asshole faceman

A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.
Chris mundy thinks he is the shit, but everyone knows he is an asshole faceman.
by Shadacancer May 1, 2010
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