angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018

Angry Caveman

When you are having sex from behind and you hit your partner in the head with a rock

You see that chick over there, I'm gonna give her an Angry Caveman.

by Bongbuddha April 07, 2017

The Angry Librarian

The art of rolling up a paper back book and inserting it into the anus.

Stephanie, the angry librarian, got mad at a child and shove a paperback book up his anus.

by 527283747 May 04, 2015

un-angry

when you are no longer angry at someone.

"I think he had some time to think, and no he's un-angry"

by amlmkl December 28, 2008

Angry Mantis

a method of making a woman water tight with only one man. Performed by placing one's penis in the woman's mouth, one and in her vagina and the other in her anus. When viewed from the side, the male looks like a praying mantis, hence the name.

She wanted to get water tight, but I don't want other guys around, so I did an Angry mantis.

by Marc Dickson December 23, 2010

Angry Bitches

A group of enraged female dogs

Oh no, run, its a group of angry bitches

by Dat Ginger Boi October 31, 2017

angry knuckler

after your man ejaculates you punch him right in the balls since the sex wasn't fun for you but it was for him so you killed his vibe.

josh was so rough on me and he went fast and did not stimulate me i could not get him off me so when he finished i punched his balls so he does not get away with taking advantage of me during sex. angry knuckler

by virginiavirgin July 12, 2016