Adulting

When you gotta cook whenever you feel like eating something instead of just telling your mom, "I'm hungry".

For example, "Let's buy veggies on the way home and we'll cook something nice for dinner. That's how Adulting works xD.

by Shawn Psych August 3, 2023

adulting degenerate

When you can get your shit done and still have fun

Freakin adulting degenerate finished the marketing presentation in time to go to edc

by NickNite August 11, 2023

Adulting

A term used when a person would rather spend most the time sleeping(at home) instead of going out.

p1: hey! wanna hang-out?
p2: nah, i feel like Adulting today.

by Slothated August 12, 2023

Adulting

The act of trying to pretend to seem to look like a responsible and sensible, mature person.

Hm, I'll be 38 tommorw. Oh damn, I've been adulting for almost two decades now.

by VermilionRubin May 23, 2023

Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023

Adults-in-pajama-bottoms

An adult who likes comic book movies and thinks they're a respectable form of art. Abbreviated to APBs.

(A conversation overheard between two Adults-in-pajama-bottoms)
Jeremy: Hey, Sam! Did you see the new Batman?! Watching the same story told in 1,000 slightly different ways is so deep.

Sam: I couldn't agree more! Stan Lee was the modern day William Shakespeare!

by technowatermelon July 2, 2023

Adult Choccy Milk

"I can pay my mortgage but also color outside the lines"
Ever miss the insane INTENSE energy and excitement of elementary school recess?
Look no further.
Adult Choccy Milk is chocolate milk with a glow up (alcohol? Possibly?) and a dash of ✨

Person 1: "Will you come listen to us yap about our sigma tech bro startup?"

Person 2: "No."
Person 1:"Pls we have Adult Choccy Milk 🍫🥛 "
Person 2:"okay fine I'm in"

by warehouseyappers July 17, 2024