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Monk

The word MONK is a slang term used to describe a loser, weirdo or outcast. This word originated from a Small Canadian town (Azilda, Ontario) and is used by most individuals who are born in the golden generation or by most members from in the goonies clique (2001-2002).
-Yo you know that kid Nicho

_Yeah man

-Yeah kid raged out and punched a microwave

-whatta monk *smh*
by Moorson October 1, 2020
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Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025
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silly.em0.monke

means to be so incredible cringe that even hellen keller crys
hellen keller cried because of the persons absolute silly.em0.monke
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monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013
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Monk

The same meaning as mong.
An absolute idiot who deserves to be mocked and ridiculed for their stupidness.
Olajide, you monk, you left the keys inside!
by InsultMaster May 31, 2019
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National Monk ur friend KYLEE

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screamingGET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023
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Monke

An arbitrary manner of spelling "Monkey."
Derived from a recent trend of anarcho-primitivist meme, which advocates the regression of human lifestyle to a primitive, uncivilised stage.
Monkes are often mistaken for the ancestor of humans, which is by right the Great Apes.
Go back, I want to be monke.
by Pharaoh's Cupbearer August 15, 2022
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