Mandarin Panda

A vagina covered in a thick coat of black pubic hair that’s starting to turn white.

Get your Mandarin Panda out of my mouth!

by SSDRD March 10, 2018

giant panda

A giant panda is a animal that is big cute and fluffy but could kill you

Person: I would give that giant panda a hug but it would fücking kill me

by GayPeron730627 March 29, 2021

Irish Panda

When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.

Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.

I see that, you look like an Irish Panda

by NankerPheldge May 27, 2023

post-panda

A term to describe the world after the COVID19 pandemic. Probably offensive. See pre-panda.

This is the first time I have hi-fived a stranger post-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

Hyped Panda

A panda that is so hyped it creates a vortex that pulls everyone in. In turn making all of them hyper too

Person 1: That Hyped Panda made everyone hyper again!
Person 2: Oh no

by duckblueflying November 18, 2020

Hood Panda

An Asian hood rat

Me: Hey let's go to Tokyo Express! It's sketchy as balls, but delicious.

Steve: Yeah bro! My $5 can get me chicken teriyake, rice, carrots, shrimp sauce, an egg roll, and my fortune told by a cookie.

Me: That place is definitely run by hood pandas

by LSwho? November 2, 2012

Panda-Cope

The graceful art of not getting over something, aggressively. Especially when the repercussions are specifically because of personal action.

This is an example of panda-cope: 2:46 PM Is there LITERALLY anything, any condition, EVER that you’d be willing to let me stay on condition of good behavior. And if not then I don’t see how that is fair or just, I notice you haven’t gotten banned despite numerous TOS violations, nor do I want you to. I’m just asking for one account. I’m sorry for calling you a racist and fascist and insulting your wife in the past, all I want is just one account. That’s it, and you can reban it at any time.

by Not_grumpy May 29, 2023