Fact

A fact is the piece of skin between your fuck hole and your muck hole, and if you break it you're in deep shit. And thats a fact

Big Kenny was pounding his bitch so hard that he busted her fact! Now they're in deep shit

by MPD blue November 14, 2018

FOOMA Facts

FOOMA Facts are made up facts that the person stating them pulled the facts From Out Of My Ass. F.O.O.M.A.

87% of all statistics are made up on the spot. They are just FOOMA facts.

Q: Where did you get those statistics Joe, they really impressed the boss?
A: Those were off the cuff, FOOMA Facts.

by Scooterius Deus Rex October 4, 2017

fact

tyler loves maggie more

it’s a fact in maggie and tyler’s relationship

by eeeeegamerr447 April 19, 2022

fact violence

when you are attacked by an undeniable fact

A: How would you buy a car? You have no savings and you don't even have a job. I don't think you can afford gas either.
B: That's too much Fact Violence..

by halsjkdhf;ajs;dklfja;slj August 28, 2020

fact .vs. fiction

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person becomes so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth, even in their own speech

asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater.

by Sexydimma September 30, 2017

Augie fact

A fact people agree on and do not have to look up.

Everytime black eye peas drop an album half of the songs are straight up bangers. Homie speaking augie facts!

by Yosoyaugie December 20, 2022

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019