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Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
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DB Cooper Effect

The new term word "DB Cooper Effect" which is unidentified, no information or evidences, It was extremely rare for this term word is DB Cooper Effect, At first when this person DB Cooper hijack the plane and taking money for ransom, Then he jump out from the plane and disappeared as the first man known to be forgotten, In Modern Culture, Individuals are using the Internet such as Social Media platforms like Twitter, YouTube, Discord, DeviantArt, Instagram, Facebook and other platforms like MeWe as the perfect example to let people to became a ghost. Online Trolls are literally DB Cooper effect for themselves that they became a ghost of internet turn into the terminally online to let people angry and feed negative to online Trolls, feeding on trolls is not good solution to do it cause individuals are very immoral to feed negative on them until they inactive from online social medias and never come back without the trace. Internet Trolls are just disappeared and never come from any platforms, Dead or Alive.
This individual was a DB Cooper effect using Internet on Personal Computers, Smartphones, Tablets and more devices or Traditional reality to let these individuals who never get away with a crime spree goes to victim card or fake innocent, Which is online trolls, terminally online individuals and of course online personalities.
by InkDemonStephen September 4, 2022
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Cooper

Sexy beast big declaration of Independence Also has a big po po it’s his pug you nasty person
Cooper is hot
by CoopersHit April 22, 2022
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Cooper

Cooper is a Musician who loves to mess with his friends. He is a funny guy who doesn't get much work done. His friend is also sort of funny but has small eyes.
He is such a cooper
by josh42 November 22, 2019
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Cooper

Tall, kinda shy guy that hates his name usually with blue eyes. Can be trusted with a secret. Truly cares about all his friends, but has troubles with his family. Is an animal lover and doesn't believe in hunting. When he actually puts effort into his appearance, he is very attractive. Once you get him to open up to you he is very funny and cute. He has a troubles past, but doesn't let that affect him and stays happy anyway. For some reason is single a lot of the time because he can't make the first move. Likes to make dirty jokes, but doesn't want to have sex until he is sure he isn't just horny. I finally got him as a boyfriend and he is one of the funnest and cutest guys I know. If you know a Cooper like mine and think he's kinda cute, say something.
Who's that cute dude with the blue eyes?
That's my guy Cooper
by Grace 25 March 5, 2020
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zoha and cooper

person 1:wheres zoha?

person 2:oh shes with cooper
person 1:omg zoha and cooper are so cute tgthr!
by caca_eyes February 22, 2023
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Cooper

You think you’re so good, huh? Says cooper, before twerking.
by BigBank_Boy March 28, 2021
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