bad top

Getting a bad blowjob; undesirable oral sex from a woman

Brandon did not want to be in a relationship with McKenna because she gave bad top.

by DangerMouse52 July 11, 2016

turtle top

When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you

Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

top out

reach an upper limit

"she (car) top out at 130"

by eugeneka May 19, 2014

Top Douche

of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader

"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"

by J-Russ February 11, 2009

Carrot Top

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.

Have you heard about the new ginger guy...
Carrot top

by Marmite332 November 25, 2022

Top Brutus

The formal term used to refer to CSchelz. The term describes his exceptional ability to be better at everything than anyone who dares challenge him.

Hey are you also driving to the Grotto? No, I’m CSchelz, the Top Brutus, I fly, and no economy seats 😎

by TALKBOUTDAT October 23, 2022

top hawk

a mohawk in which only the top is spiked, the back is left limp(optional)

the frontal liberty is a modified top hawk

by lilGOTH of chicago January 21, 2009